thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking:

Why don’t you start by telling me, JFR?

thisisjeremyfuckingrennertalking:

Why don’t you start by telling me, JFR?

Marvel Studios’ Chris Crisis (Chrisis)

ladamania:

Marvel: So for Thor we’ve cast Chris Hemsworth…

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Me: Ooo, he’s hot!

Marvel: Then for Captain America we’ve got Chris Evans…

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Me: Also extremely hot.

Marvel: Now to complete the Chris trifecta we’ve cast Chris Pratt as Peter Quill in Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Me: Andy from Parks and Rec? He’s more goofy-cute than hot.

Marvel: We will make him hot.

Me: Yeah okay….

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Me: Wha?!

Marvel: You’re welcome.

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

arriku:

save a horse ride a cowboy

arriku:

save a horse ride a cowboy

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

railroadsoftware:

wealthy people are incapable of creating culture, they can only consume it or copy it and claim it as their own

apostates:

~*~fuck your lockpick skills~*~

europhia:

♡ personal/vertical ♡

europhia:

♡ personal/vertical ♡

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

ladydarkwolf:

bunnyfood:

Charging the cat

The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.

callurnspooky:

"BOOP"
"DAMMIT STEVE"

callurnspooky:

"BOOP"

"DAMMIT STEVE"